Taeyeon - Why

^ SEE THE CAPTURE IN THE MV?! TAEYEON WANTS YOUR CREAM! SHE WANTS YOU TO FREEZE IT UP SO SHE CAN SUCK ON YOUR SEMEN!

After coming clean with her criminal life in New Zealand by stealing her boss's car, Taeyeon, the Kid Leader of the Hateful Eight, is experiencing the teenage years she never had in SM's dungeon as she unleashes her inner delinquent.

The MV starts up with Taeyeon in the desert-windfarm. I guess you have to make a desert useful somehow. Is the MV telling me that Taeyeon is so hot that she radiates enough heat energy to power the windmills in the desert? That must be so if she has to jump in a pool.

CONFIRMED: Taeyeon's hotness is the cause of global warming.

SOLUTION: Keep Taeyeon to minimum clothing and keep her in pools.

JESSICA'S SOLUTION: Kill the bitch.

After getting out of the pool, Taeyeon has the scribble on someone's art that he or she drew on the house. Taeyeon even takes a picture of her work. What a bitch!

Taeyeon's now at the docks (I had a typo that spelled 'dicks' -- should have kept it in -- that's what she said!) scheming a way to steal a boat. As she couldn't easily steal a boat, she decided to terrorize people on the street with ketchup and mustard. What does Taeyeon have against white people?

CONFIRMED: Taeyeon really is a racist!

Taeyeon starts appropriating white skater culture (after being racist to white people in two MVs now!). Naturally, she sucks.

Taeyeon then starts playing with bubbles in a pool. The foamy bubble are getting all over the place. In short, this is imagery that Taeyeon wants you to spill your foamy load all over her.

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Onto the song, Taeyeon knocks it out of the park yet again. The only knock I can give to the song is that it takes too long to kick into high gear. It's at the one minute mark before the song displays all of its glory, but that's over a quarter of the song. Once the song does get good, the catchy chorus and the catchy EDM beat carries the song. I even listened to the song on repeat yesterday at work while grinding through some research.

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