Seolhyun Gets Laid, Everyone Flips Shit

Seol has been listening to Kpopalypse's fashion advice, it would seem

So, Dispatch blew up their spot and now both agencies have confirmed that Seolhyun and Zico are dating ... aka that they are "comfortable sunbae-hoonbaes". Yeah, I bet they're comfortable. Reaaaaal comfortable.

She ran for the dick pic.twitter.com/kCJFr9w4jR

— Jade (@bIackvelvets) August 10, 2016

Meanwhile everybody is giving Seolhyun shit for running from a taxi to her man's house (admittedly: it is hilarious) while having the SHEER AUDACITY to wear a short dress in public.

Like A Cat, featuring modesty at its finest

I don't know why people are so shocked at the sight of her legs ... have these people never seen an AOA video before?

4. [+87, -16] How can she go in a man's house dressed like that? Way too short..

You better believe I dress cute when I'm going to see my boyfriend, and I'm nowhere close to being Seolhyun-level hot. No reason to waste that body on sweatpants.

Plus, as we've learned from this truly incredible piece of journalism, Zico knows how to treat a lady right. He might look like a prepubescent girl, always make her come to his place, or even ask her to dress up for him ... but there are some things that are always worth it.

Frankly, though, I'm most excited to watch the NetizenBuzz admin, a known Block B fangirl, continue to flip her shit via negative comment translation. Stay mad, everybody!

Everyone Thinks G-Friend's SinB is a Bitch, So Now I Love Her

Waving goodbye to the haterz

Some fools on the internet think SinB is a bitch because she didn't sing during some dumb dance video. It's not important for me to even link it here, because these comments stand on their own:

1. [+306, -21] I'm a GF fan myself but I know that Shinbi is one day going to get into a huge scandal with the public and going to be exiled... There are so many instances where she acts in such an off putting way. Her character is just... what I don't get is that Shinbi's the maknae but the unnis don't put her in her place at all. Or maybe it's more accurate to say that they're too scared to? They just let her be... like they're scared of getting on her nerves or something. I wrote a fan letter once telling her this and she still hasn't changed her attitude at all.

"I wrote a fan letter once telling her this and she still hasn't changed her attitude at all" is one of the single funniest things I have ever read.

4. [+110, -5] I watched it too and she is an off putting character. I like Girlfriend so I always watch their performances and shield them from hate but I really can't bring myself to like Shinbi individually 

Wow, your ability to discern someone's personality based on a single short video is truly amazing, please tell me where you developed this incredible skills.

10. [+63, -1] I always knew Shinbi would get it one day. It's not only this but if you watch Girlfriend's reality show, Shinbi's personality isn't all that good 

In what way did she "get it," exactly? Did someone put out a hit on this 18 year old girl?

11. [+46, -0] Shinbi's a bit of the type that has to do what they want all the time. The other members definitely seem to be cautious of her.